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Squirrels... a must read... I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too. Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors called this being "behind the power curve"…

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I can't believe this, I was bored so I opened my RAM area in WinHex and then looked at what msnmsgr.exe (Windows Live Messenger) was using. I opened the main file (msnmsgr.exe) and then scrolled randomly down, with the hope of finding anything.. And here are the results!

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OK as you can tell by the topic tittle I need money and am selling some cellphones. I have the following: 1- Nokia (practically new) with a 4 megapixel camera 2- Nokia (a bit old but it comes) with a decent camera and vibrate mode 3- Ericsson with games So if you are interested click the Off-Topic Comment for screenshots of the phones <div class="offtopic_all"><div class="offtopic_top" onclick="show_offtopic(this);"><span class="offtopic_title">Off-Topic Comment</span><span class="offtopic_desc">(Click to Show)</span></div><div class="offtopic"> Nokia with a 4 megapixel camera... Older Nokia with a decent camera and vibrate…

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You should see this one :thumbsup_anim: Video: Awesome !!! Police Vs a Biker I tried to add the embed Video but for some reason it want work by me

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First I will put a link to this page: The Deep Sky Frontier Q: How BIG is this page? A: This page is 9 quadrillion pixels wide by 9 quadrillion pixels tall. Thus it contains a large number of pixels: 8,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 otherwise known as 8.1 nonillion. In scientific notation, that's 8.1x10^30, hereafter shown in the form 8.1e30. This means that the repeating background image has 5.4e28 stars on it-- about as many as there would be if our universe was multiplied to a million times it's current observable size. Futhermore, at 77 pixels to the inch, this page takes up 3.4e18 square miles and is 1.844 billion miles on a side-- an area roughly equival…

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Windows Vista Service Pack 1 RTM is still not available to end users, even at a month and a half since it went gold. But some select few have access to the "next best thing." Japanese users of Microsoft's latest Windows client are also among the customers still waiting for SP1 RTM, but at the same time they have the Windows Vista Ultimate SP1 special edition toilet paper to keep them occupied until the actual service pack is released. Unlike the bits for Vista SP1, cellulose fails to come across driver issues that would postpone availability well after the date it was released to manufacturing. Enlarge Image Enlarge Image Source: Softpedia

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass SO: What kind of ass are you?

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