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  1. A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes inand whips you for the rest of the day'. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the PAKISTANI Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The PAKISTANI devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. 'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells so why are there so many people waiting to get in?' asks the man. 'Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the PAKISTANI devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home to sleep!'
  2. Tamamdır arkadaşlar, moviemaker d
  3. yener t
  4. Konu forumda uygun b
  5. Ofis kurulumu windows kurulumundan bağımzıs bir şekilde
  6. KaRaKoRSaN tarafından bana ulaştırılan 3 adet yeni renk eklendi. Kavuni
  7. Hmm, ağ bağlantıları a
  8. (İngilizcedir) What is the xp-AntiSpy sayfasından minik bir alıntı: Her İki eklenti i NR_XpAntiSpyTr_AddOn.cab NR_XpAntiSpyStd_AddOn_1.0.cab
  9. Bu eklentiyi ekledikten sonra bilgisayarınızda herhangi bir klas NR_CMD_AddOn.cab NR_CMD2_AddOn.cab
  10. Me too, me too :thumbsup_anim:
  11. NR G NR_Prio1.98TR_Addon.rar
  12. MoonStar T
  13. cevaps, l
  14. @ Frenki: Yok ben diilim
  15. fatih_ultraaslan_1989@gmail.com adresinden bana ulaşan mailler:
  16. Aralik 2000, Hurriyet. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 5.6'ya dustu. Ekim 2001, NTV. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 8.5'e dustu. Aralik 2002, Takvim. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 9'a dustu. Eylul 2004, Milliyet. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 9.3'e dustu. Mayis 2005, Vatan. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 9.5'e dustu. Temmuz 2005, Radikal. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 10'a dustu. Aralik 2005, Zaman. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 10.3'e dustu. Aralik 2006, Sabah. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 10.4'e dustu. Mart 2007, Referans. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 10.5'e dustu. Nisan 2007, Yeni Şafak. Issizlik geriledi, yuzde 11'e dustu. Ve... Mayis 2007, CNNT
  17. Yea, see the new design now. But i didnt like it But its nice to hear the updated limit size Need a premium account
  18. İndirmiş olduğunuz g
  19. eryen, business edition'da yapman m
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