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BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n down to the local tavern. BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick. BYTE - What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro. CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps. CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. CRASH - Where you go to Junior's party uninvited. DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers. DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer. FAX - What you lie about to the Revenooers. HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. MAC - Big Bubba's favorite food. MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers. MODEM - What ya do when the grass gits too high. MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live. NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish afore it breaks the line. ONLINE - Where to stay while taking the sobriety test. ROM - Where the Pope lives. SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters offa the porch. SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast. SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the Year. SCSI - What you call your week - old underwear. TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

OK, I am not sure if you found your answer or not but if your are trying to eliminate Ubuntu from the boot option after you uninstalled/reformatted go into the boot.ini and delete the section for Ubuntu. Also you can rename the boot name. ex. Windows Xp you can just change that and put in MY XP etc. Not sure if that answers your question.

Is there any other way to download the beta? Free ????

Welcome to WinCert. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Do you know the name of the file? Inside NToskrnl.exe doesn't have those bitmaps/AVI

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc247/L...ndowsscreen.jpg I am trying to change this for a clean install. I have been trying to modify NToskrnl.exe but I don't see it. Thank you

OK, Will try.

Is this better than Media Player? I have never used it. Also does this play movies?

Thanks, will try out.

OK, Windows wall papers suck. Is there a way to remove them and add your own where only the added ones are there? Also, I would like to know if there is a way to do that with the sample pictures? I would like to add 3000 photos in place of the Sample picture.

Welcome to WinCert

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OK, I will try through NLite and see if that works. I will let you know. I will let you know when I upload the themes and give you the link just in case you want them. I haven't created my own yet. I have been working on so much, I'm going crazy. LOL Thanks.

Thanks Rick, I knew you would come through. I never noticed the "Save As" function there. Now after I have made my Themes, I can send them to CabTool and then add them to a install correct? By replacing the other cab all ready there?

OK, I have been playing around with Style Builder and have been able to create Themes. How will I add wallpaper to the Theme so when the theme is picked it will load wallpaper with it and not just a black screen? Thanks.

I have the ultimate version. It is so much different from Windows. I don't know much about it. I got it to learn the system but have been learning to much with windows. I have always wodered how to delete that dual boot after reformatting. Hope there is a way

Hello, I hope you enjoy WinCert.

Thanks Rick, that worked.

I have downloaded 2 of them and they will not install. After double clicking nothing happens. I have the sidebar installed and everything else works fine. I downloaded a different gadget and that didn't install so it has to be on my end. Any suggestions? It works fine on my Vista

Nice, when will it be released?

You seem to be having trouble connecting to an IRC server. The message appeared was: Unable to connect to server.

I keep getting a error message and the it continues to connect. Any ideals?

I have been using O&O but I too have had problems with Disk Error's. Still looking. I do use Windows from time to time. I have tried Ashampoo's Magical Defrag but, it's hard using something that works in the backgrund wh the comput is not in use.

I keep getting disconnected. I have never set one of these up before. I downloaded the HIRC. Any suggestions?